Week 15 9-7 (Brady Conspiracy Theory) Season: 115-115

15 weeks into the season and here's what we know.

  1. We need a late season push to get over .500.
  2. Nobody celebrates TD catches until the refs say OK. Which is too bad because the celebration game in the NFL is fan-tastic. (On our wish list: 1. Square dance with cheerleaders, and 2. Curling)
  3. Jimmy G is a very handsome man.

We think that Brady got rid of Jimmy G because he couldn't stand to be reminded what it was like to be 26 years old with your whole career in front of you. Only Jimmy G is more handsome. Somewhere Brady is crying into a bowl of avocado ice cream.

Note to Jimmy G: Keep an eye on Brady's hands, to make sure he doesn't stab you in the back.

Note to Jimmy G: Keep an eye on Brady's hands, to make sure he doesn't stab you in the back.

Some serious middle school girl alpha dog shit went down in Foxboro, and now Jimmy is in that ridiculous stadium in Santa Clara, plotting his revenge. Their next meeting likely will be in 2020 at Gillette Stadium. Brady will be 43 years old, sleeping in a Darth Vader chamber, and no doubt getting very crochety. We expect on gameday that Jimmy G wakes up in the hotel to find the cord to his hairdryer cut and his toothpaste replaced with Ben Gay.

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