Super Bowl 52: There's Nothing Super About It!

New England vs. Philadelphia. Could it get any worse? As a fan of the New York Giants, these are the 31st and 32nd teams on my list of favorite NFL teams. And to have them playing each other in the final NFL game of the 2017-18 NFL season, it just figures. This season was an interesting one. The aforementioned NY Giants finished a season, which started with Super Bowl aspirations, with the second worst record in the NFL. We lost franchise QBs Aaron Rodgers, Carson Wentz and Andrew Luck to injury. The Cleveland Browns lost all 16 games, only covering the spread in 4 out of 12. That was a trend that reverberated throughout the league. Starting in week 4, favorites covered the spread at a ridiculous rate. With the exception of minor corrections throughout the season, Vegas couldn’t make the lines high enough. No matter what, the favorites covered and it hurt the sports books. Don’t worry about them, I’m pretty sure they’ll endure.

And now, we come to Super Bowl 52, the final game of the NFL season.  Last year, $138MM was bet in Vegas on the Super Bowl. That’s amazing amount of money wagered on one football game. Will it be exceeded this year? Hard to tell, but if you’re in Vegas you can bet that prop. Seriously, you can bet on whether or not the total amount of money wagered on the Super Bowl is over/under $138MM. Since 2009, the total amount wagered on the Super Bowl has exceeded the previous year with the exception of 2015. So the over is 8-1 in the past 9 years, just saying.

Now that the door to the prop bet extravaganza is open, let’s take a look at some of the 400+ prop bets that Vegas has put on the board for this game:

  • How long will the national anthem by Pink last? Over 2 minutes (-150), Under 2 minutes (+110)

    • This is one of the most popular prop bets on the board, generating a ton of action each year

    • It’s also a good indicator of who at your Super Bowl party is a degenerate gambler when you see them in the corner with one on their phone’s timer.

    • Seriously, Pink! I know the proper spelling in P!nk but I refuse to acknowledge that in my writing. Did you hear that Ke$ha?

    • Fade the over, four of the last five anthems lasted over 2 minutes.

  • What color will Pink’s hair be for the national anthem?

    • This is really on the board. I’m not giving the odds because if you bet this you’ve got serious problems.

    • Apparently Pink is a huge Eagles fan. Green is 5-1 if you must.

  • Will the Super Bowl 52 coin toss be? Heads (-105), Tails (-105)

    • This one is a real coin toss, 50/50 chance here which is why the books only take 5% vig

    • You can also bet on if the team that calls the toss will be right or wrong. However, you cannot parlay heads and correct, that takes away the house advantage

    • Always remember, tails never fails.

  • Team to score first in the game. Eagles +115, Patriots -145

    • Patriots have never scored in the first quarter of any Super Bowl game

  • How many times will Janet Jackson be mentioned during the broadcast? Over 1.5 (even), Under 1.5 (+140)

    • Sure we all remember Nipplegate. But that was 2004.

    • JT is back for halftime, but Janet is not. Given the #metoo climate in our country right now, Al Michaels stay far away from any mentions. Take the under.

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  • Will Justin Timberlake cover a Prince song during his halftime performance? Yes (-140), No (Even)I

    • It’s a trap. Prince is from Minneapolis and he passed away last year, this is too obvious.

  • Will Donald Trump be mentioned during the broadcast? Yes (-150), No (+110)

    • Wow, just a yes or no. Not even a line on this one. Of course he will be mentioned. He’ll be mentioned more times than any other President has been during the Super Bowl and it’ll do HUGE things for the ratings.

    • The mention will be worth it for the tweets alone.

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  • How many times will Donald Trump tweet on February 4th (Super Bowl Sunday)? Over 5 (-150), Under 5 (even)

    • Ah, this will go over. Especially if his name gets mentioned. Then he can take credit for making the Super Bowl great again.

    • And if a player kneels during the national anthem, this goes waaaaayyyy over.

  • Will Terrell Owens be mentioned during the broadcast? Yes (+150), No (-200)

    • Why is this even on the board? It looks like Vegas has given up and is going for quantity over quality

  • How many times will Tom Brady’s age be mentioned during the broadcast? Over 5 (-150), Under 5 (+110)

    • Too bad the game is not on ESPN/ABC. They would go over the 5 by kick-off. Still, it’ll go over.

Now for some props that might be worth some consideration:

  • Will either team score three unanswered times in the game? Yes (-180), No (+150)

    • This seems like an easy win for “no”, especially in a competitive game. But it happens more often than you think. “Yes” is the bet.

  • Will the team that scores first win the game? Yes (-180), No (+150)

    • I already told you that the Patriots never score in the first quarter

    • The Patriots have been known to rally for late wins in past Super Bowls

  • Odd to win MVP: Brady (-125), Foles (+325)

    • Super Bowl MVPs by position: QB – 28 times, Every other position – 24 times

    • If you think the Pats win the game, bet Brady. If you think the Eagles win the game, bet Foles.

    • Our pick: Jake Elliott +5000.

    • Why not a kicker? It’s never happened in Super Bowl history so why not now. If he kicks a game winning FG from 50+ and maybe another 2-3 FGs during the game. Never say never

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  • Will the Super Bowl be decided by exactly 3 points? Yes (+400), No (-600)

    • Of course this is a yes. Super Bowl MVP Jake Elliott with the game winner

    • If you think this is a “yes”, bet the exact winning margin. Eagles by 3 points is +1000. You can even hedge with Patriots by 3 points at +700

  • First Touchdown Scorer?

    • We like Zack Ertz at +1000

We could go on and on with props and we might revisit them in a Super Bowl part II post. Don’t hold your breath waiting for that one – odds on it actually happening are -185.

Back to the game. Our goals this year are to watch as little of this actual football game as possible, win a few prop bets, drink some beers, enjoy the commercials, eat too much, drink more beers and win a square or two. Between the Super Bowl parties, the half-time show and the commercials, does anyone actually watch the game? Not usually and definitely not this year unless you are from Boston or Philadelphia. But this game will happen and either the Pats repeat as Super Bowl champions or the Eagles win the first Super Bowl in team history. We vote for C – none of the above.

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The Patriots opened as 6.5 point favorites and the line move down quickly. It has settled at Pats by 4.5. New England definitely has the experience on its side as well as an advantage at head coach and quarterback. Aside from quarterback, Philadelphia has more weapons on offense and a very good offensive line. On defense, the Eagles definitely have the advantage over the Patriots. The Eagles D line puts a lot of pressure on the QB and forces a lot of mistakes and turnovers. Brady may be the best QB of all time, but we think he struggles early and doesn’t have enough juice for another miracle comeback. The game will be close and relatively low-scoring until the 4th quarter. Our guess is it’ll be 23-23 in the 4th before Jake Elliott kicks the game winner from 53 yards out. Eagles win outright 26-23 and Jake Elliott gets to go to Disney World.

PICK: Philadelphia +4.5